i used to go to evangelical church and then i didn't.

fucking thread.

don't worry i'm not going to shit all over anyone's religion. but listen i used to go to evangelical church and it was fucked. holy shit.

first off, it's not really a church it's a fucken voter grooming operation with some masturbatory ass-patting self righteousness on the side. the hubris of these motherfuckers.

once went to a church where the elder guffawed from the pulpit about how "we all know the only good news is fox." i'm not making this up. whole fucken congregation was knee slappin' like they just saw curly step on a rake and get smacked in the face.

the commercialism was fucking gross. i mean nauseating. opening a fucking t-shirt and book store in your church and selling all this dumbass merchandise.

look i'm not gonna lie. i'm a spiritual person. ain't nothing spiritual about slapping your religion on your fucking coffee mug, t-shirt, and slapping it on your car with bumper stickers. like we get it bro you're a sucker.

go into some of these big churches where the pastor's a celebrity with clout. fucking creepy. the way people fawn over this smooth talking motherfucker.

i been to one where the pastor has catch phrases. fucken larry the cable guy over here says "write this down" and you here 800 pens click. smug motherfucker has 'em all by balls.

the fear mongering in some of these churches. fuck my ass it's so bad.

oh they'll do some charity work to fall back on when someone calls them out on their shit.

the pastor who did my wedding turned out to be a narcissist fuck. imagine that. oh he was a smooth talking, slick, good looking son of a bitch. fucked over his wife and kids and won't pay child support. still pastor though!

youth groups. these fucking youth groups are dumb as hell. these kids are lucky if they don't come out of that fucked in the head.

i called this out a while back and somebody got asshurt about it. said "you just want an excuse to be promiscuous and sin." bitch we all do. read your fucken bible it's right there.

then they use their religion as an excuse to be hateful fucking twats. lmao it's so shitty you have to laugh.

don't get me started on fucken "purity culture." are they still doing this fucked up mess? everybody feeling guilty because they masturbated. lmao those poor fuckers. puritanical horseshit.

pro-life lmao. these evangelical churches wouldn't know "pro life" if it hung from their assholes like a fucken tail.

pro-life's just a cliché in church. just a crowd pleaser. few actually give a shit about the LIVES of people.

fuck i'm gonna catch so much shit for this. oh well. guess I'll sit back and enjoy the shitshow. hasta la vista motherfuckers.

*hear.

fuck you.