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don& #39;t worry i& #39;m not going to shit all over anyone& #39;s religion. but listen i used to go to evangelical church and it was fucked. holy shit.
first off, it& #39;s not really a church it& #39;s a fucken voter grooming operation with some masturbatory ass-patting self righteousness on the side. the hubris of these motherfuckers.
once went to a church where the elder guffawed from the pulpit about how "we all know the only good news is fox." i& #39;m not making this up. whole fucken congregation was knee slappin& #39; like they just saw curly step on a rake and get smacked in the face.
the commercialism was fucking gross. i mean nauseating. opening a fucking t-shirt and book store in your church and selling all this dumbass merchandise.
look i& #39;m not gonna lie. i& #39;m a spiritual person. ain& #39;t nothing spiritual about slapping your religion on your fucking coffee mug, t-shirt, and slapping it on your car with bumper stickers. like we get it bro you& #39;re a sucker.
go into some of these big churches where the pastor& #39;s a celebrity with clout. fucking creepy. the way people fawn over this smooth talking motherfucker.
i been to one where the pastor has catch phrases. fucken larry the cable guy over here says "write this down" and you here 800 pens click. smug motherfucker has & #39;em all by balls.
the fear mongering in some of these churches. fuck my ass it& #39;s so bad.
oh they& #39;ll do some charity work to fall back on when someone calls them out on their shit.
the pastor who did my wedding turned out to be a narcissist fuck. imagine that. oh he was a smooth talking, slick, good looking son of a bitch. fucked over his wife and kids and won& #39;t pay child support. still pastor though!
youth groups. these fucking youth groups are dumb as hell. these kids are lucky if they don& #39;t come out of that fucked in the head.
i called this out a while back and somebody got asshurt about it. said "you just want an excuse to be promiscuous and sin." bitch we all do. read your fucken bible it& #39;s right there.
then they use their religion as an excuse to be hateful fucking twats. lmao it& #39;s so shitty you have to laugh.
don& #39;t get me started on fucken "purity culture." are they still doing this fucked up mess? everybody feeling guilty because they masturbated. lmao those poor fuckers. puritanical horseshit.
pro-life lmao. these evangelical churches wouldn& #39;t know "pro life" if it hung from their assholes like a fucken tail.
pro-life& #39;s just a cliché in church. just a crowd pleaser. few actually give a shit about the LIVES of people.
fuck i& #39;m gonna catch so much shit for this. oh well. guess I& #39;ll sit back and enjoy the shitshow. hasta la vista motherfuckers.
*hear.
fuck you.
fuck you.
