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12 years ago I was in Ayia Napa being a Christina Aguilera tribute act for a company that turned out to be a money laundering operation for the Cypriot mafia.

Rudy Giuliani's DMs are open. Rudy Giuliani's DMs are open. Rudy Giuliani's DMs are open. Rudy Giuliani's DMs are open. Rudy Giuliani's DMs are open.

THREAD: This is the story of THE WORST GIG I've EVER done. NYE 2018. I posted on Facebook about what a fab year I’d had, donned my best lashes and

I'm pitching to do the 2020 John Lewis advert. This one is Status Quo's Rocking All Over the World. Cotton Eyed Joe -John Lewis 2020 advert pitch. @jlandpartners Highway to

THREAD: How streaming services are coping under lockdown.iPlayer: Laughed at people queuing down Primark having spent the past 12 weeks in the homes of friends. Drove 2 hours to Bicester

I sometimes think about the crazy casting decisions I'd make if I became famous and made my own films. Like....I'd cast Charlie from Casualty in a 3-line part, maybe doing

I've talked about my great-grandmother on here before. I'm Suzanna Maria and she was Anna Maria (my mum is also Anna Maria). She was Austrian and died young (when my

THREAD: This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when tweets go viral coz I'm a big show-off and Twitter is responsible for most of my career. When

MINI THREAD: This is the story of how I, in 2005, got dumped while dressed as Daisy Duke. On my second day of university, September 2003, Howard and I admitted

THREAD: People have been asking for this for a year. This is about the time in 2008 I worked for someone I will call S1mon Gr0ss (because I'm aware he

THREAD: A year ago today I tweeted this about my time in Ayia Napa in 2007 as a Christina Aguilera tribute act. THIS thread is about what it was like

THREAD: I thought I would share some entirely-my-own-opinions that I think will bring you a some hope. And I know I’m opening myself up to a world of pain from