THREAD: How streaming services are coping under lockdown.

iPlayer: Laughed at people queuing down Primark having spent the past 12 weeks in the homes of friends. Drove 2 hours to Bicester Village yesterday “just to look round”. Thinks attacks on Dominic Cummings went “too far”.

NETFLIX: Learnt how to make medical-grade masks in week three of lockdown, knocked up enough for the entire street out of old pillowcases. Organises socially-distanced entertainment for local area 6 nights a week. Was featured on regional news and said "just doing my bit".

AMAZON PRIME: Went down CEX and bought every Fawlty Towers DVD they had. Listed them on eBay for £50 each but has vastly overestimated demand and their wive has told them to “get them gone by the weekend or I’m chucking them in the garage”.

ALL4: Posts endless reading lists despite only ever reading one book which mentions the British slave trade and it was by Jeremy Paxman. Scolds anyone who says they don't watch the daily briefings and publishes the figures live every day on Facebook as a single number.

DISNEY+: Absolutely bloody loving lockdown. Keeps posting about how much they’re getting done. Has at least two “Zoom catch-ups” a day. Considers themselves an “activist” now because they retweet petitions quite a lot.

MUBI: Shopping exclusively at M&S throughout lockdown. Mentions how they’ve “actually LOST weight over the past three months” to absolutely everybody, even the postman. Spends a lot of time looking out of the living room window to see who next door have had round.

NOW TV: Discovered podcasts when lockdown started and tells everyone about how great they are and that they’re free. Gets artisan bread from a local bakery delivered to their door daily and is so proud of how much they’re helping the local community by doing this.

ITV HUB: Bought a Nintendo Switch on day three of lockdown and is really neglecting the kids since getting in to Animal Crossing. Had massive fight with wife which included the phrase “I’m missing the tree’s growth!”.

BRITBOX: Stood in a replica England shirt near what they thought was a statue of David Cameron to guard it all weekend but it turned out to just be one of those Guide Dogs for the Blind charity collection figures.

APPLE TV: Made loads of content in April and kept posting on social media “make your masterpiece”. Ran out of ideas by May and now just sends sarcastic replies to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump on Twitter, screengrabs his replies and puts them on Insta with a emoji.

MY5: Non-stop wanking for 3 months. Just round the clock wank-a-thon. Wank wank wank.

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Oh and Quibi thinks they "had it in October already".