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I sometimes think about the crazy casting decisions I& #39;d make if I became famous and made my own films. Like....I& #39;d cast Charlie from Casualty in a 3-line part, maybe doing a crazy accent. Just so British people would see it and go "was that...was that Charlie from Casualty?".
Beginning of a scene panning through an office and the first person we see, just for 3 seconds answering a phone: Tracey from EastEnders.
I just want to see a cop arrest Robert De Niro in a movie and we literally only see the cop when they arrest De Niro& #39;s character and the cop is played by Adam Woodyatt.
And Woodyatt& #39;s cop is Northern and De Niro calls him a c-word.
Picture this: in a film George Clooney cheats on his wife with a random woman in a bar. Literally the woman says "hi" and then we smash cut to Clooney getting out of bed when she& #39;s asleep, shame-faced. That& #39;s the last we see of that woman.
That woman is played by: Lacey Turner.
That woman is played by: Lacey Turner.
She& #39;s doing a flawless American accent and the film is fully ruined for 10 minutes in every UK cinema coz everyone& #39;s just like "I swear that was Stacey Slater", it would be amazing.
There& #39;s a bit later when the walls of Clooney& #39;s character& #39;s various sins are coming back to get him, destroying his life, and the Lacey Turner character calls him on the phone but we don& #39;t see/hear her, we just hear Clooney yelling on the phone. But we& #39;d ALL picture Lacey Turner!
Right, here& #39;s one for you: Meryl Streep is a woman who finds a new lease of life at 65 and at the beginning of the film she is married to an surly man not worthy of her and he DIES in the opening 8 minutes of the film.
THAT MAN IS STEVE MCFADDEN!
THAT MAN IS STEVE MCFADDEN!
And honestly I would watch this movie, im fckn writing it.
Just thought of another one:
Huge Marvel movie, Dr Sillyboy vs Batguy or something, I dunno. Anyway, in the lab Dr S is building a megabomb and he tells one of his lab assistants to get something and the lab asst goes "of course, sir". AND IT& #39;S JAKE WOOD AKA MAX BRANNING.
Huge Marvel movie, Dr Sillyboy vs Batguy or something, I dunno. Anyway, in the lab Dr S is building a megabomb and he tells one of his lab assistants to get something and the lab asst goes "of course, sir". AND IT& #39;S JAKE WOOD AKA MAX BRANNING.
