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Thinking more about what cats would argue about on Twitter. Probably the number of times per leg they wash their legs. Really nasty cats only wash 2x per day. While
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Me, to out of town media: strap the fuck in because I'm about to tell you about North St. Paul, West St. Paul, South St. Paul and St. Paul Park.
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I'm honestly just fascinated by the aesthetic choices of this woman.https://twitter.com/GovWhitmer/status/1309636718056935424 She's clearly a huge leather jacket fan. https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1295542788046630913 https:/
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I know my most pressing presidential discussion is usually "Americans used to send possums, both alive and dead, to Taft as a joke and it became a thing" but can
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I have a hot take. I don't think there was enough cocaine at the DNC. Fuck it, gimme Michelle Obama just flying and screaming "Vote or die! *Kicks chair*" Imagine
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I watched Veep every day over and over for about 2-3 weeks in March when my grandma was dying and right after she died.https://twitter.com/octaviasalive/status/1280127044685385728 Why Veep? Because everyone in it
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My theory is something happened in fireworks manufacturing this year that upped the power/distribution and I'd like to read that story. The cops are just letting it happen, like they're
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Shit wouldn't have escalated like this today if MPD hadn't escalated it last night for no goddamn reason. Well, also if they didn't repeatedly murder people... Everyone was already on
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Here's the thing about these militias joining to protest:1. They do not care about black lives which means 2. They will not center protecting black and brown people and 3.
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The quarantine season of Succession is gonna be good though. Just Logan yelling "you're within six feet...fuck off!" And then Kendall telling Greg he needs some cocaine and Greg going
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If there's no State Fair, I am gonna have fill a backpack with beer and hike around my neighborhood and text "where are you?" to my friends all day until
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This is the only endangered animal that is endangered because of themselves. https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1059100775543119872 Somehow I become super conservative about pandas. It's called personal responsibility. Get a job and stop f
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