This is the only endangered animal that is endangered because of themselves. https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1059100775543119872">https://twitter.com/BoringEno...
Somehow I become super conservative about pandas.

It& #39;s called personal responsibility. Get a job and stop falling off things!
No wild animal is going to eat a panda because they& #39;re that pathetic.
These two pandas were having sex and then a third panda falls out of a tree while eating and then all the pandas start fighting over bamboo. This is why they& #39;re endangered.
Panda Diplomacy be like...
Pandas are like very cute men who are really dumb. But also they& #39;re bad at sex. They& #39;re terrible.
When you& #39;re sick of being erased by a group that stole your name and is trying to destroy itself.
How are you a giant panda getting bullied by a squirrel about capitalism?!

Also, in a different episode Mama Panda wishes her son were a capybara in a boy band because Panda is that lazy. Like real pandas.
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