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Me, to out of town media: strap the fuck in because I& #39;m about to tell you about North St. Paul, West St. Paul, South St. Paul and St. Paul Park. None of these are St. Paul and you& #39;ll never correctly place them on a map relative to St. Paul by guessing.
Media: I think I& #39;ll figure out Inver Grove Heights and Mendota Heights.
Me: Bitch, you thought.
Me: Bitch, you thought.
Media: The Lowry tunnel is on Lowry Avenue, right?
Me:
Me:
Me, a third generation Minnesotan learning where St. Paul Park is:
Mendota Heights and Inver Grove Heights need to merge and everyone knows it.
People being like, "talk about the sides of St. Paul." I am a 1G in Minneapolis because my family& #39;s home in St. Paul was paved over. I do not get into details about the City of St. Paul unless it& #39;s specific restaurants (yum!). Don& #39;t y& #39;all have some alley plowing debts to settle?
Me: Roseville and Rosemount nowhere near each other.
National Media, completely destroyed by my metro geography antics:
National Media, completely destroyed by my metro geography antics:
Me, yelling as they run away: SHOREVIEW AND SHOREWOOD AND CHASKA AND CHANHASSEN AND CHAMPLIN.
Them:
Them:
https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1381793804085129220">https://twitter.com/ItsTheBra...
How could I forget! My family loves to eat fast casual food in The Grove. Which is by Brooklyn Park and Brooklyn Center. https://twitter.com/NSBPainting/status/1381801742413758466">https://twitter.com/NSBPainti...
Maple Grove, Maple Plain and Maplewood do not touch each other.
Welcome to Minnesota Nice, y& #39;all. We are assholes who delight in making you feel bad you decided to visit for longer than we are comfortable with.
Minnesota Nice is a PhD in passive-aggressive behavior. You think you understand passive-aggressive behavior but you don& #39;t. Honestly, Southerners are the only people who I think get it the most but even then...yikes.
Boss: *coughs a certain way*
Me: Oh shit, we about to get fired.
It is very anxious being here and I& #39;d be happier in a more direct place. But whatever.
Me: Oh shit, we about to get fired.
It is very anxious being here and I& #39;d be happier in a more direct place. But whatever.
People from NOT MN think I am not from MN until you put me in NYC and then I become stupid friendly and it is very clear I am from MN. It& #39;s ridiculous.
Don& #39;t add me to your "news" lists. I am not news at all.
I& #39;m just riffing to settle my nerves before bed.
Muting.
But, yeah, I covered this Minneapolis stuff too.
https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1381788600753291265
No,">https://twitter.com/ItsTheBra... for real, bye on this thread.
https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1381788600753291265
No,">https://twitter.com/ItsTheBra... for real, bye on this thread.
