If there's no State Fair, I am gonna have fill a backpack with beer and hike around my neighborhood and text "where are you?" to my friends all day until someone sets off fireworks off and then I go home.

I will post to various neighborhood groups asking them to dress their pets up and have them in their yards for me to look at.

I will also bring 5 ridiculous shirts to change in and out of and call into a podcast recording.

I know where there's a Republican house, so I will ask them to leave water out for me and then yell "Why are you giving out water like a bunch of socialists! Thank you!" Just like I do at GOP booth.

I need a statewide DFL politician to drive by in a car and wave at me during my "State Fair Day." @julieblaha, will you do it? I will bring my crop art outside and you can show me yours from the car.

I have an old toy tractor and a hill so I guess my house is Machinery Hill. It's also every food establishment at the fair. I need to get a barrel to serve myself root beer out of.

My neighbors will be blasting music way too loud so I will definitely feel like I'm outside the grand stand at the end of the night.

You know what we are gonna just do a State Fair Day and everyone can celebrate at home.

Congrats to my cat, the first black Princess Kay of the Milky Way!

Hot tip for myself, there's a second bathroom in the basement that's rarely used.

I'm honestly so hype for this, I might just do it for my birthday next month.

Yeah, it's happening next month and in August.

I forgot to throw myself a birthday fair.