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The Ghost: BOOson SexHAUNT

Seeing as we’re approaching Halloween A handkerchief which, when wiped against a clean surface, will come away stained with blood Compass which points to the nearest person who has thought

Millennial priests all "For God so stanned the world, that he cancelled his best boi, that whosoever is his mutual should not be ghosted, but be lit AF." "As he

OH MY GOD. THE GOATSE BRACELET IS £45 QUID. QUICK. SOMEONE EITHER TELL ME THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA, OR PAYPAL ME ANUS BRACELET MONEY https://www.swarovski.com/en_GB-GB/p-5490914/Tarot-Magic-Bracelet-Multi-coloured-Gold-tone-plated/ People a

So. Twitter. I've just had the plumber round. The bath had been leaking & there was a damp patch on the ceiling. We didn't know if it was the pipes

Jacob Rees-Mogg, with his face stitched together from the slippers Dennis' dad beat him with. Jacob Rees-Mogg, completely unable to comprehend how to turn bread into toast. Jacob Rees-Mogg, who

In a funny mood today. Sort of want to spend all day making up names of people who are REALLY INTO BBQ. All "Ulysses Corncob" and "Tucker Calford" "Hi, I'm

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAA Thirty seconds in and there is already an exquisitely rendered dude's butt Dammit all. Selling my copy of Snatcher for the MegaCD when I was sorry broke was the

Her name is SmurfetteI had a smurf about herShe rings my smurfI got smurf class in half an hourOh how she rocksIn smurfs and tube socksBut she doesn't know who