OH MY GOD. THE GOATSE BRACELET IS £45 QUID. QUICK. SOMEONE EITHER TELL ME THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA, OR PAYPAL ME ANUS BRACELET MONEY https://www.swarovski.com/en_GB-GB/p-5490914/Tarot-Magic-Bracelet-Multi-coloured-Gold-tone-plated/
People are now paypalling me anus bracelet money. I both love and fear this website. I really do.
Thanks to David and MT, I am a third of the way to owning a goatse bracelet. Is this happening? This feels like it shouldn't be happening. If it does, I will wear it to every job interview I attend.

David and MT: thank you. You are awful. Tattoos:

ANUS GRSP
GAPE DBUM
GOAT SECX
Well, Tom has decided to escalate this. Of this happens it will sit alongside my Super Badass watch as the worst thing I own. Which is fitting. Because it is a SUPER bad ass.

Tom, enjoy:

DMND RING
CNVO STRT
ISTH AT??
What I like about this is that it's either diamond ring or damned ring, and honestly both work
Craig, thank you, but also fuck you. God dammit I'm going to end up with this fucking thing, aren't I? A crowdfunded jeweled anus. I'll stream the unboxing and feel a sense of shame deep in my marrow.

Have some tattoos, Craig, you brute

FMUS ANUS
MEME BUTT
SPHI NKTR
Soheb you goddamn maniac. Right. Hang on.

Have these tattoos to keep you busy

WHY? THO?
LRGE DMTR
HUGE PIPE
Welp. This is arriving on Tuesday. There will be a ceremonial unboxing stream. "Thank you" to everyone who has cursed me with this
"OMG GUY. You are massively overdrawn and people have sent you money! Take it, take it and run!"

Lol bum man go brrrrr
(This is not a request for money - my finance fuck ups are my own - this is PROOF OF MY COMMITMENT TO A BIT, DAMMIT)
Finally, thank you Seema. This is going to adorn my wrist for months to come and...oh god what's wrong with you all.

Have some tattoos:

JEWL BUTS
RING PECE
GLDN ARSE
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