Her name is Smurfette
I had a smurf about her
She rings my smurf
I got smurf class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In smurfs and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a smurf about me

CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE SMURFBAG BABY
YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE SMURFBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON SMURFDEN BABY WITH ME, OOHH

Her boyfriend's a smurf
He brings a smurf to school
And he'd simply smurf my smurf if he knew the truth
He smurfs on my block
And drives a smurf-roc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a smurf about me

CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE SMURFBAG BABY
YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE SMURFBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON SMURFDEN BABY WITH ME, OOHH

Oh yeah, smurfbag
No she doesn't know what she's smurfin'
Oh yeah, smurfbag
No she doesn't know what she's smurfin'

Man I feel like smurf
It's smurf night and I am lonely, lo and behold
She's smurfin' over to me
This must be fake
My smurf starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a smurf about me?

"I've got two tickets to Iron Smurfden baby
Come with me Smurfday don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage smurfbag baby like you, ooohhhh"

Oh yeah, smurfbag
No she doesn't know what she's smurfin'
Oh yeah, smurfbag
No she doesn't know what she's smurfin'