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itsLaycon
I woke up this morning with a weird feeling. I actually miss being in a relationship with someone. Funny thing is I don't miss the corny part but the part
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ICKY
machinevillage
GUESS WHAT IM USING THIS ACCOUNT TO TELL A STORY ABOUT MY CAT HERE WE GO,So this is my cat, pippin (shout out to lindsey for keeping nice photos of
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markIybff
weird thing that i hate that i've picked up on. i stay up most nights, either because i'm working on homework or just my body not letting me rest, so
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A Gay Raccoon
Crazy_Procyon
Just gonna make sure people know because this is going around:This damage was done by the landlord. Renters don't do this if they want to fuck a place up.Source: maintenance
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Jeremy PLEASE WEAR MASKS! Konyndyk
JeremyKonyndyk
What it will take to lift stay-at-home orders? Imagine you're locked in a house that's on fire. You've got no water, but there's an open window. If you close the
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Alasdair Gold
AlasdairGold
Am I missing something with the Steve Hitchen stuff? Said he hates the nature of the January transfer window because it's about panic buying, not planning and clubs are a
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Zack Stanton
zackstanton
Walking through downtown DC this morning. I'll tweet through some of what I see.Smashed window at the FedEx on 14th and K. Multiple smashed windows at the Citibank at Vermont
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Artamys1
So a bird flew into my home office window while I was away making tea. My husband called downstairs to me, "Hey, there's a bird in your office," real casual-like,
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Jessica Kantrowitz
jfkantrowitz
One of the consequences of working at home now is that I have to move my car for street cleaning. I used to always just be at work (with my
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Robert Maguire
RobertMaguire_
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the Mitch McConnell-allied dark money group is ceasing its ad run in the Kentucky Senate race right before its spending would have to
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Socanalysis
SocanalysisHQ
Aston Villa’s summer transfer window in 16/17. Most of these players doing really well now. Sometimes you can have a strong transfer drive but if your club doesn’t provide an
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Brooke Lynn Hytes
Bhytes1
That time I woke up and my living room window screen had been knocked out and I couldn’t find Apollo anywhere and I had a small heart attack for 20
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Stephen Kent
Stephen_Kent89
Our family hasn't seen neighborhood kids or been able to find a playdate since April. Its been so sad. Took daughter on a walk today. Stopped a few blocks away
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G. Willow Wilson
GWillowWilson
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen for which you have no logical explanation? I'm pretty sure I saw a yeti/werewolf/Jersey Devil/cryptid when I was 9 or 10 years old.
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Dr. Wendy Bohon
DrWendyRocks
Something happened last night that is very on brand for 2020. We had a huge rainstorm come through at about 3 am and I realized the bedroom window was open.
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The Distributist
DataDistribute
Ok, some people have asked what’s wrong with this @existentialcoms tweet shown here... I will try to briefly explain First, it presents itself as if it’s a principled abstract complaint
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