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Anwen Kya 🏳️🌈🇪🇺🏴
Kyatic
It should be Illegal Actually* for Classics articles to include untranslated sections of Greek and Latin, because it's pretentious and inaccessible, and that's my spicy take du jour.*the legal ramifications
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M•A•J
Ultra_Suristic
It's funny how accurately you can tell how little non-Madrid fans know of Real Madrid games & daily news just by the way they talk about Bale.... zero ground based
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SquealerJones 'Parody'
squealerjones84
Lefty snowflake wanker, Frankie Boyle, posts crap like this regularly but he blocks anyone he challenges him, even politely, so the replies are just fellow lefty sycophants all agreeing with
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Elaine Arnaqiaq Chukan Brown
hawk_wakawaka
I’ve been thinking on forms of social commentary + how to distinguish them. Satire vs bullying is a crucial one. Importantly satire is directed at people greater than, w more
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🙄🙄🙄 Maggs Naidu
maggsnaidu
I hope this fucking wanker, @jsteenhuisen, is listening to the experts... So the racist brigade are trying hard to give credit to @jsteenhuisen for announcement @CyrilRamaphosa made last night on
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anja madhvani
anja_madhvani
I don’t want to be a wanker, but a huge part of why everyone is feeling so overwhelmed is because any mindfulness about the content we consume has gone out
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Melissa Davey
MelissaLDavey
You can spend all day reading med journals, speaking to the best paediatricians, virologists + epidemiologists to help make sense of current evidence about schools and Covid-19 spread, + people
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t
urbofish
I've fallen behind on this shite. You stupid wanker, piss off the bike box and stop line stay in your lane prick SG14 XYU SG14XYU talk to me about cyclists
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ciara
bettyswaghetti
i’ve had a lot of girls recently tell me they wish they had the same relationship w guys they’ve slept w as i do with men i’ve been w and
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Allie Morgan
grumpwitch
Kiska has been hyper ALL DAY. I don't know how this cat has the energy. She's been bouncing since the lockdown began. I think she'd like me to stay home
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Josie Jaffrey
JosieJaffrey
Every Friday night, I watch a different vampire film and lightly live-tweet it.Tonight’s offering is SUCK (2009).Join me at 7pm BST for vampirey fun!#VenioVideoVampiro Go go go for rock vampires!
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Amanda
Pandamoanimum
Things women call their female friends - Their actual name.Things men call their male friends - Dickhead, soppy bollocks, wanker chops, their surname but adding a y to the end,
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Sparrow/Liz (semi-hiatus)
UntoNuggan
sometimes a person who's marginalized will say something ableist, and I want to point it out but they're in the middle of getting dogpiled about their marginalizationand if I say
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Tragic Goth Dad VII: indyrefs revenge
redrichie
Cry more, you boring wankerhttps://twitter.com/JohnFerry18/status/1305475520558256129 Actually, after going against my better judgement and reading @JohnFerry18's thread, I had a look at who was responding personally. Thing is, it's
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David Rutherford
ben_pensant
THREAD: No idea where Twitter gets its reputation for rank middle-class snobbery from. It really is a fucking mystery.https://twitter.com/RebeccaDayMEN/status/1279352165392416768 Greatest hits include: Oh look, this one has a blue flag
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🥀creedyy🥀
creedyy_
fuck the writers of ap*x. yall can suck my non excistent dick. what? first calling crypto a r*t, wraith is now a headcase, pushing the cop agenda on bangalore, whitewashing
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