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Oh god this poor girl I have been her. I still get the odd moment like this when I'm caught off-guard alone at work. When he started talking about her

I'm afraid this not going to be a cheery library work thread.I have been up sick all night. I'm avoiding food so I can go to work without vomiting into

Also, believe it or not, many of us can't use the cheapest tampons and pads because they are uncomfortable, not absorbent enough or cause irritation. We often have to pay

Phone call from management. My usually very patient colleague answered.Manager: "We're looking at the footfall figures for the last couple of weeks and they're less than half of what they

Things I've observed today:A man with learning difficulties did not know his surname or phone number for test and protect. Just wanted to come into the library and sit down.

Just remembered that time, a week or so before our wedding, my husband-to-be sat up in bed and demanded to know if he had my kilt measurements.I sleepily and bemusedly

I've written about compassion fatigue and vocational awe in libraries before but this is a great summary on the issue and why library staff really should have some of our

Things I have learned about the general public whilst working at the library:1. A huge number of people under 20 can't read face clocks, having grown up with only digital

Sigh. I'm going to have to watch the press conference, aren't I? I'll keep all Cummings chat to this thread so feel free to mute it if you're not interested.

In a lot of the anger around the rush to protect Dominic Cummings I want this point to be remembered: he will now be responsible for the people who die

Kiska has been hyper ALL DAY. I don't know how this cat has the energy. She's been bouncing since the lockdown began. I think she'd like me to stay home

Since Oxford Comma discourse is back, I'm gonna try something. Please answer these three questions:1) Oxford Comma y/n?2) What age/gen are you?3) Where in the world are you from? I'll