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alice π²π₯ | wants to be a goodie
aliciutza
What Sen said. It's a bit concerning to me that people are using in 2021 some of the discourse that was used back in the day by the HP fandom
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100GECSSUCK
101 Words For Cum1. Semen2. Skeet3. Ejaculate4. Seed5. Baby Bullets6. Spaff 7. Brogurt8. Wango Chutney9. Child Syrup10. Monkey Squeal11. Stately Arrival12. Yabba Dabba Goo13. Man Sap14. Forwards Diarrhoea 15. Smutty
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Hong Kong Hermit
HongKongHermit
Wow, why would people who hold British passports gather outside a British consulate to appeal to the British govt. who signed a legally binding international agreement that still applies to
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HinduMonkey
HinduMonkey
FPL STATS OF SHITHOUSERY ππππ πππ‘π ππππ ππ πππ ππππGW IIIWhat. An. Absolute. Shower. More a question of who to leave out this week rather than put in - here are the
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MatthewHootonNZ
MatthewHootonNZ
On the cannabis referendum ... Should I #VoteYesOnCannabis?Here are some thoughts. It seems to me the very best reason to vote no is as a protest against the Grey Lynn
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Hagen Engler
HagenEngler
Hereβs a story about my trajectory through freelance writing...1/15 was the editor of a successful consumer magazine. Had to leave in unfortunate circumstances, as you do. At that point, I
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John Bull
garius
How I'd write thisMURRAY: Right. We've texted the MPs. To try and pick them off one by oneTUCKER: Texted them?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: Now?MURRAY: YesTUCKER: While they're all standing together, next to
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stitchβ· π±
stichomancery
I saw someone ask if the fandom-is-racist conversation wasn't separate from the purity-culture one and like...It's actually not separate bcuz of how things stack in fandom and how folks who
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Mike
elvismiggell
Long one incoming.TLDR: Iβm going to downsize my Twitter for a bit to deal with some of the struggles Iβm having with both negativity, over use and my own ego.
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Gavin
ghostflaneur
I see the fash are discussing the "Irish ethnicity" thing again.Irish ethnicity is a fantasy, its a piece of wank fic to imagine into life a sort of eternal "nation"
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a raconteur of repute
JohannesTEvans
literal wank threadthere's more ways to stimulate a clit/t-dick than just rubbing it directly tbh, depending on what your vulva is like, how big it is etcsee the shape of
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Onvah
Onvah1
Iβm gonna start a thread of my favourite female singers and girl band members for wanking to... 1) MILF Goddess Rochelle Humes. 2) Kimberley Walsh. The best hips and thighs
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Hull City Southern Supportersπ
HCSStweets
City generally are under-represented in this team, with some omissions borderline criminal. Here is a run down of the players who made it, and those who really were unlucky to
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LV Cabbie Chronicles
LVCabChronicles
The day I left the cab company I tossed my work bag in my garage and haven't looked at it since. But today I'm cleaning my garage so I think
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A
a1funo
Premier League managers as teachers - A thread Mikel Arteta:The maths teacher who was promoted from Teaching Assistant in one of the top sets to becoming a proper teacher. Not
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Captain Cashout VIP
CaptainCashout1
This is the geezer 101 thread. 101 ways to be a geezer, or become one, or just to cross reference that you're doing it right... 1. Never grass. (Unless you
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