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Premier League managers as teachers - A thread
Mikel Arteta:
The maths teacher who was promoted from Teaching Assistant in one of the top sets to becoming a proper teacher. Not the best, but has done okay considering he teaches a load of mongs. Just there really.
The maths teacher who was promoted from Teaching Assistant in one of the top sets to becoming a proper teacher. Not the best, but has done okay considering he teaches a load of mongs. Just there really.
Dean Smith:
Pretty irrelevant. Just walks around the school and doesn’t speak to anyone. Is paid to just be there really. Definitely voted leave.
Pretty irrelevant. Just walks around the school and doesn’t speak to anyone. Is paid to just be there really. Definitely voted leave.
Eddie Howe:
PE Teacher. The type of guy to give you an after school if he sees one of his students walking instead of running. Seems to spend the schools PE fund on useless shite that they don’t need instead of something useful. Surely gonna get a better job soon.
PE Teacher. The type of guy to give you an after school if he sees one of his students walking instead of running. Seems to spend the schools PE fund on useless shite that they don’t need instead of something useful. Surely gonna get a better job soon.
Graham Potter:
School Caretaker. Again, just like Dean Smith, hes just there. The type of guy to snitch if he sees people smoking behind the bushes. An absolute bellend.
School Caretaker. Again, just like Dean Smith, hes just there. The type of guy to snitch if he sees people smoking behind the bushes. An absolute bellend.
Sean Dyche:
English teacher. Under appreciated. A true man of the people. Knows his stuff, but has a jarring voice. Definitely a patriot.
English teacher. Under appreciated. A true man of the people. Knows his stuff, but has a jarring voice. Definitely a patriot.
Frank Lampard:
Went to the very same school himself. An absolute legend of the school football team, and now he’s the manager. Everyone looks up to him. A lot of people at his old school want him dead though.
Went to the very same school himself. An absolute legend of the school football team, and now he’s the manager. Everyone looks up to him. A lot of people at his old school want him dead though.
Roy Hodgson:
No idea how he’s got a job at this school again, after a disasterous display as headmaster in the mid 2010s, but he’s just a history teacher now. Definitely get scissors and paper thrown at him. Too scared to respond. Poor bloke.
No idea how he’s got a job at this school again, after a disasterous display as headmaster in the mid 2010s, but he’s just a history teacher now. Definitely get scissors and paper thrown at him. Too scared to respond. Poor bloke.
Carlo Ancelotti:
What a bloke. Absolutely class teacher. Has taken a class that were underperforming and now they’re on course to pass their exams. Not very enthusiastic though, but has achieved a lot.
What a bloke. Absolutely class teacher. Has taken a class that were underperforming and now they’re on course to pass their exams. Not very enthusiastic though, but has achieved a lot.
Brendan Rodgers:
English teacher. Bit boring, but what a job he’s done. Taken a class in turmoil to making them some of the cleverest kids in the entire school. Not sure how he’s even done it.
English teacher. Bit boring, but what a job he’s done. Taken a class in turmoil to making them some of the cleverest kids in the entire school. Not sure how he’s even done it.
Jurgen Klopp:
Incredible what he’s done. Has taken a load of set 8s and somehow made them the smartest kids in the school. An absolutely iconic bloke too. Everyone loves him. The type of bloke to buy everyone pints on their prom night.
Incredible what he’s done. Has taken a load of set 8s and somehow made them the smartest kids in the school. An absolutely iconic bloke too. Everyone loves him. The type of bloke to buy everyone pints on their prom night.
Pep Guardiola:
Maths teacher. Only teaches the best. Probably going to leave soon. Probably couldn’t teach a load of set 8s. People think he’s a fraud.
Maths teacher. Only teaches the best. Probably going to leave soon. Probably couldn’t teach a load of set 8s. People think he’s a fraud.
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer:
The PE teacher who just stands next to the main teacher and doesn’t say anything. People think he’s a paedophile for some reason because apparently before they started he had a wank over a student. Proper suspect though. Probably gonna be going soon.
The PE teacher who just stands next to the main teacher and doesn’t say anything. People think he’s a paedophile for some reason because apparently before they started he had a wank over a student. Proper suspect though. Probably gonna be going soon.
Steve Bruce:
The supply teacher that just comes in every few weeks. Just sits on his phone all lesson, but tells the kids they can’t listen to music. Can’t control the class. People just laugh at him.
The supply teacher that just comes in every few weeks. Just sits on his phone all lesson, but tells the kids they can’t listen to music. Can’t control the class. People just laugh at him.
Daniel Farke:
Gonna be going soon probably. Supply teacher who claims to be properly into science, despite never teaching science in his life. Class bloke tho.
Gonna be going soon probably. Supply teacher who claims to be properly into science, despite never teaching science in his life. Class bloke tho.
Chris Wilder:
New. Working class bloke. Everyone loves him. Class teacher, and just a class bloke all round. Going to get a much better job soon though. Very passionate.
New. Working class bloke. Everyone loves him. Class teacher, and just a class bloke all round. Going to get a much better job soon though. Very passionate.
Ralph Hassenhuttl:
Science teacher. Screams pure science. Whenever you see him, he says to you ‘alright dude?’. Tries to fit in, and it just doesn’t work. Fairly suspect, but is a class teacher. Organises surfing and ski trips. Will 100% go even if no one actually goes.
Science teacher. Screams pure science. Whenever you see him, he says to you ‘alright dude?’. Tries to fit in, and it just doesn’t work. Fairly suspect, but is a class teacher. Organises surfing and ski trips. Will 100% go even if no one actually goes.
Jose Mourinho:
What a bloke. Always argues with his students. Loves it when there’s beef. Absolute knob though, and isn’t quite as good now as he was a few years ago. Won’t last long.
What a bloke. Always argues with his students. Loves it when there’s beef. Absolute knob though, and isn’t quite as good now as he was a few years ago. Won’t last long.
Nigel Pearson:
Supply teacher. Calls the students ‘ostriches’. Not to be messed with. Also a part time bouncer, and loves violence. Watches the school fights as they happen. Some bloke.
Supply teacher. Calls the students ‘ostriches’. Not to be messed with. Also a part time bouncer, and loves violence. Watches the school fights as they happen. Some bloke.
David Moyes:
Was once a well respected teacher, now laughed at. Needs to give it up for his own sake. Threatens to slap the cheeky girl at the back doing her makeup and spraying perfume about. Respect.
Was once a well respected teacher, now laughed at. Needs to give it up for his own sake. Threatens to slap the cheeky girl at the back doing her makeup and spraying perfume about. Respect.
Nuno:
PE Teacher. By far the best out of all the PE Teachers. Everyone loves him. What a donny. Clearly gets all the fanny when he’s not working. Loved by all. Very rich man.
PE Teacher. By far the best out of all the PE Teachers. Everyone loves him. What a donny. Clearly gets all the fanny when he’s not working. Loved by all. Very rich man.
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