I’m gonna start a thread of my favourite female singers and girl band members for wanking to...

1) MILF Goddess Rochelle Humes.

2) Kimberley Walsh. The best hips and thighs in the business.

3) The soft spoken and smouldering Dinah Jane Hansen of Fifth Harmony.

4) Taylor Swift has been a favourite for years now. I would absolutely eat her alive.

5) Kelly Rowland. Perfection.

6) Super cute Sugababe Heidi Range.

7) The magnificent Dua Lipa. Taylor’s biggest rival!

8) Jade Thirlwall. Just Jade. Always Jade.

Day 9. Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. So so sexy.

10) Alesha Dixon. I just wanna lick her all over. One of a kind.

11) There’s only ever been one Spice Girl for me. Can I tongue your cunt Mrs Beckham...?

12) Shania Twain.
Man, I feel like cracking one off...

13) That Una Healy from The Saturdays. Can you believe her husband cheated?!

14) Lana Del Rey and her whole icy 60s American housewife vibe.

15) The absolutely nuclear Jenny Frost.

16) Tiny super cute cock tease Ariana Grande. Perfect pins.

17) Louise Redknapp. Gets more wanks than she did in the 90s. And that’s saying something.

18) Hailee Steinfeld. What wouldn’t you do?

19) Jesy Nelson formerly of Little Mix. I’m genuinely drooling.

20) Camila Cabello. I might forgive her for torpedoing Fifth Harmony. One day.

21) Chief Pussycat Nicole Scherzinger.

22) It’s a Saturday so... the super classy Mollie King.

23) Queen Bey.

24) Dirty little Natasha Hamilton and her atomic pussy.

25) Not in the same league as her sister but dirty Dannii Minogue has always been worth a chug.

26) A couple more Sugababes who used to do the job.
Mutya and Amelle.

27) She doesn’t really do it for me anymore but when she was first on the scene Katy Perry got SO MANY WANKS.

28) Michelle Heaton.
Or, as we always called her, the Dirty One from out of Liberty X. Another lady who’s getting hotter the older she gets.

29) Saturday again?!
It’s time for Frankie and her arse. And legs. And stomach. And face.

30) My other two favourite Pussycat Dolls.
Ashley Roberts and the DEVINE Kimberley Wyatt.

31) Another former member of Fifth Harmony today. The indescribable Normani Kordei.

32) Over a month and still going!
Let’s have Mariah Carey today. Ridiculously sexy, like a real life Jessica Rabbit!

33) The incredibly underrated Jessie J. Another one of a kind. Spectacular pins!
I’d love to be wrapped around her...

34) Rihanna. A legend. I wanna lick her thighs and feast on her buttocks.

35) Leigh-Anne from Little Mix. Fit as fuck and just as dirty.

36) A forgotten favourite. Whatever happened to Joss Stone...?

37) Lisa has always been my favourite Steps lady. Tidy!

38) Shakira’s had a good few loads in her time.

39) Nearly done I think. Can’t end without a mention of J-Lo. I’d love to look into those eyes and I’d love to get a hold of that ass.

40) Cheryl. No idea what we’d talk about after we’ve finished fucking but I’d love to find out what goes on behind those dark inscrutable eyes...

41) Kylie Minogue. I had my very first wank over one of her videos. She might well be my very next wank.

Didn’t think this would go on for six weeks but I think I mentioned all of the important ones. Might keep it going with random pics...