#Wank

IMPORTANT THREAD ON SPACE TRAVELImagine if one of the astronauts decided to only say the words “chocolate wank” from now until the time he returns from space. What could NASA
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Why wanking is better than sex - A thread You don’t have to worry about pleasuring a girl when having a wank. Not the case when you have sex. You
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Why wanking is better than sex - A thread You don’t have to worry about pleasuring a girl when having a wank. Not the case when you have sex. You
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Why wanking is better than sex - A thread You don’t have to worry about pleasuring a girl when having a wank. Not the case when you have sex. You
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When Ramadan comes around and you can't wank for a whole month Don't worry babes I'll save the biggest nut in humanity for you @charlidamelio
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You know when I said I wanted arguments over football...I DIDN’T MEAN LIKE THIS Sophie Welsh, nobody gives a shit about your ex or how much you want to
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these are some interesting reads; collected meta from 1997 onwards on fic warnings https://fanlore.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Warnings_Meta of particular interest: some of the earliest meta is about warning for slash, so no one
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Fuck the Saitama fanboys and fuck their wank. Saitama weak asf and below even Boruto- A thread Ok so lemme just quickly ask y'all Saitama fanboys of when Saitama's punch
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THREAD: How streaming services are coping under lockdown.iPlayer: Laughed at people queuing down Primark having spent the past 12 weeks in the homes of friends. Drove 2 hours to Bicester
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Final whistle blows at the Madejski stadium. We’ve just hammered Reading 3-0 on their own home terf. But it’s not enough. Cardiff have also just battered Hull to secure their
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Suddenly very glad there's never been a Honor Harrington RPG, as the ship combat would have been a dry tedious exercise in tech wank and interminable die rolling, rather than
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I'm not some kind of Republican-'til-I-die loonie, but our government's arse-licking needs to end. Do NOT speak for me. That man publicly condemned many of his people to perishing from
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUZ9qRf5aI i know our fallen world deserves nothing, but for god's sake why can't a single one (1) of our hollywood nostalgia wank movies set in the 1970s be set
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1 waswolf2 werewolf.Welcome to Lycanthropy 101 for this unit you will need- ...a moon with a 99.8% composition of green cheese (.2% craters as G?d intended) I have inhaled harpic
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People really need to stop praising her for nonsense like this. It is a perfectly valid question to say "this happened last time, what do you expect will happen this
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Alright well - I was mugged yesterday in Manchester, broad daylight by three lads with a crowbar. Lost 2 pints of blood, pretty roughed up - that being said, I’m
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