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Imagine if one of the astronauts decided to only say the words “chocolate wank” from now until the time he returns from space. What could NASA do? They can’t just pay for another rocket to get him back
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Imagine if one of the astronauts decided to only say the words “chocolate wank” from now until the time he returns from space. What could NASA do? They can’t just pay for another rocket to get him back
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They’d just have to put up with him on the ISS not doing any work and only saying “chocolate wank” and trying to broadcast himself saying it on twitter and Instagram
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And everytime the other astronaut tried to give mission updates he would say it quietly in the background
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I just don’t know what nasa could do about it. How could they have vetted for that? How could they know all this mans years of training was so he could secretly do this?
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And the other Astronaut would be like, “Why Doug? Why are you doing this?” And he would just reply “chocolate wank”
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