Today, I get to play plumber. Anybody know how to change a toilet bowl handle? How hard can this be?? And no, that’s not what she said. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">

Welp. Step 1. Operation use wrench to get nut bolt with backwards threads off completed. Step 2. Replace tank lever mission unsuccessful. Apparently “fits most front mount tanks” does not apply to my toilet. Of course. Lawwwwd whyyyy??? I was doing so good too....

I don’t have a front or side mounted lever apparently. How the fuck is mine caddy cornered??! Do they make levers for caddy cornered mounted tanks? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (mittlerer Hautton)">

Somebody help and stop saying easy freaking peasy pleeeease.....