WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW VALUABLE THIS SHIT IS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!
OKAY SO I STOPPED HANGING THE TOILET PAPER OFF OF THE ROLL AND LEFT IT ON THE COUNTER INSTEAD

NOW THIS HAPPENED
I literally hid the toilet paper and Gouda still got it... and then carried it to the door of my room to mock me!
I think he figured out how to open the fucking cabinet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
Anti Gouda Aktion
HE REALLY SAID “GOOD MORNING, FUCK YOU”
New approach
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