Never ever trust a Man who doesn’t Drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a Man who thinks he knows Right from Wrong all times.

Some Men who don't Drink are Good Men, but in the name of Goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers.

Never trust a Man who Drinks, but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward, a fool, or mean, & violent. You can’t trust a Man who’s afraid of himself.

At times, you can trust a Man who occasionally kneels before a toilet after Drinking. Chances are that he's learning something about humility, & his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself.

It’s damn hard for a Man to take himself too seriously, especially when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl, after Drinking.