#ToiletPaperChronicles today at the store, they were bringing out a whole pallet of Angel Soft toilet paper. The good stuff...

I happened to be walking by at just the right time.

Someone yelled, "They Got TP!"

People came out like rats and started climbing over each other for fucking Toilet Paper.

Few were trying to be civil, and NO ONE was abiding by the "6 foot rule"

You'd think it was the one Christmas toy that everyone fights over ..

You know what I'm talking about.

It was that bad

People were grabbing as many packages as they could. I watched someone grab 4 of the 18 pack mega rolls. Someone filled their cart.

Do you know how much you have to shit to use 4 of the 18 pack rolls of toilet paper?!

And the ones you expect are hoarding toilet paper were scrapping to get as many as they could.

Broken glass on the floor everywhere... And people were still stepping through it to get fucking TP

The store associate didn't even have a chance to open the pallet and pull the plastic wrap away... The Savage idiots were tearing it away themselves.

The associate even tried to get the glass up, couldn't even do that without these fucking idiots pushing him away to get a package TP

The pallet was cleaned out in less than a minute. It was shredded like fresh meat in a piranha tank.

Picked clean.

Watching people's carts as they walk off with several 18 packs. And others walking up just looking for one pack... And nothing.

I did get one pack. Because that's all my family of 5 needed for another week plus. One pack.

Kinda thankful I was freshly swole and covered in sweat (I just trained before going to get some supplies)

I might have smelled like gym funk... Because as I walked over... People moved for me.

Being big and ugly has its privileges.

Btw... Someone did offer to buy my one pack. If I had multiple, absolutely. But again, I got one pack for my family of 5.

How fucking hard is it for people to not hoard toilet paper?!

Speaking of... Does anyone ever wonder where the fuck this toilet paper hoarding trend originated?!

Do you think it was some schmuck just happened to be at the store buying toilet paper right before the Pandemic got crazy

And was buying TP and just happened to be there during restocking time

And took a pic and posted it on social media saying "toilet paper is running low. Y'all better restock before the stores close too"

And the pic went viral somehow...

And since people are sheep, the dam broke under the pressure and the tsunami of people ran out immediately and loaded up on toilet paper

Buying as much TP as possible out of fear of said photo because people believe everything they see on the internet.. (storming Area 51 had over 1.5 million saying they would go... So much response the media jumped on and the military beefed up security around the base)

Long story short (too late) now there is a worldwide store shortage of fucking toilet paper.