I didn’t get a chance to share this with y’all, but Britt and I were stuck inside the apartment for a week together and these are the quotes that indeed came from us... quarantine quotes. A thread.

“That’s my kink, getting naked in the shower “

“She probably left me a nice surprise in the toilet”

“What time is 8 o’clock”

“I though you were talking to me from the chair... I was gonna ask how you got the echoing effect on you voice, then i saw you down the hall.”

“I need a man with a moose and a caboose”

“Hey, what’s he wearing? A truck”