This morning, I went to the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper roll was empty. So after breakfast, my girlfriend and I chatted about our expectations for shared household chores.

i.e. replacing the toilet paper & (flushable, compostable) wipes when empty.

A thread.🧵
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Our general consensus has always been:

If you empty it, you refill it.
Fair.
Simple.

And I suddenly thought to myself...

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Sooo, everyone poops 💩 (yes, even girls)

Idk about you, but I have a very specific personal hygiene routine that I go through each time I go “#2”.🚽

I wondered if my girlfriend had a similar routine🤔

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I thought about the steps I go through after my morning brew ☕

1) grab 3 sheets of 🧻
2) fold into thirds
3) wipe
4) grab 1 wet wipe, fold in half
5) wipe
6) fold again
7) wipe a final time
8) shut the toilet lid
9) flush
10) wash hands 🧼

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🤐So, I unabashedly asked my girlfriend what her routine was when she goes #2:

1) 1 wet wipe (not folded)
2) wipe
3) fold
4) wipe again
5) fold again
6) wipe a final time
7) shut the toilet lid
8) flush
9) wash hands 🧼

No TP at all? “that’s only for #1” she said. 😲

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Then I was suddenly overcome by c̺͆u̺͆r̺͆i̺͆o̺͆s̺͆i̺͆t̺͆y̺͆!!

Hear me out...

Every single human being on the planet probably has a very personal, private, unique routine for this! 🤔

So all of this is to say....

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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 #2 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚?!😳

Do you use wipes & tp? 🧻
Do you use just one?
Do you wipe only 1x/sheet, or do you fold for more wipes?
Do you close the lid?🚽
Do you close the door?
Do you wash your hands?

Do you do something totally different?!

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These are the important questions in life that we should all be asking 🥴

I wanna know! Drop your answers below.

I've yet to try a bidet, but I've heard good things 😏

If you thought this thread was dumb, you’re right.
But, it could’ve been shittier 💩

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