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This morning, I went to the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper roll was empty. So after breakfast, my girlfriend and I chatted about our expectations for shared household chores.
i.e. replacing the toilet paper & (flushable, compostable) wipes when empty.
A thread.
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i.e. replacing the toilet paper & (flushable, compostable) wipes when empty.
A thread.
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Our general consensus has always been:
If you empty it, you refill it.
Fair.
Simple.
And I suddenly thought to myself...
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If you empty it, you refill it.
Fair.
Simple.
And I suddenly thought to myself...
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Sooo, everyone poops 
(yes, even girls)
Idk about you, but I have a very specific personal hygiene routine that I go through each time I go “#2”.
I wondered if my girlfriend had a similar routine
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(yes, even girls)Idk about you, but I have a very specific personal hygiene routine that I go through each time I go “#2”.
I wondered if my girlfriend had a similar routine
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I thought about the steps I go through after my morning brew 
1) grab 3 sheets of
2) fold into thirds
3) wipe
4) grab 1 wet wipe, fold in half
5) wipe
6) fold again
7) wipe a final time
8) shut the toilet lid
9) flush
10) wash hands
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1) grab 3 sheets of
2) fold into thirds
3) wipe
4) grab 1 wet wipe, fold in half
5) wipe
6) fold again
7) wipe a final time
8) shut the toilet lid
9) flush
10) wash hands
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So, I unabashedly asked my girlfriend what her routine was when she goes #2:1) 1 wet wipe (not folded)
2) wipe
3) fold
4) wipe again
5) fold again
6) wipe a final time
7) shut the toilet lid
8) flush
9) wash hands
No TP at all? “that’s only for #1” she said.
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Then I was suddenly overcome by c̺͆u̺͆r̺͆i̺͆o̺͆s̺͆i̺͆t̺͆y̺͆!!
Hear me out...
Every single human being on the planet probably has a very personal, private, unique routine for this!
So all of this is to say....
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Hear me out...
Every single human being on the planet probably has a very personal, private, unique routine for this!
So all of this is to say....
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𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 #2 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙚?!
Do you use wipes & tp?
Do you use just one?
Do you wipe only 1x/sheet, or do you fold for more wipes?
Do you close the lid?
Do you close the door?
Do you wash your hands?
Do you do something totally different?!
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Do you use wipes & tp?
Do you use just one?
Do you wipe only 1x/sheet, or do you fold for more wipes?
Do you close the lid?
Do you close the door?
Do you wash your hands?
Do you do something totally different?!
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These are the important questions in life that we should all be asking 
I wanna know! Drop your answers below.
I've yet to try a bidet, but I've heard good things
If you thought this thread was dumb, you’re right.
But, it could’ve been shittier
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I wanna know! Drop your answers below.
I've yet to try a bidet, but I've heard good things
If you thought this thread was dumb, you’re right.
But, it could’ve been shittier
8/8
