“Welcome to the great trans debate! On the affirmative side we have a triple PHD biologist, a trans celebrity, and a trans clinician with 20yrs experience.
On the opposition we have Brenda from Facebook, an unsupervised 14yr old from 4chan, and a raccoon we found in a dumpster”

“This will be a very nuanced and well informed debate.”

“We regret to inform everyone that the raccoon has bowed out, saying that he heard there was trash here, but didn’t realise they meant Brenda.
However, all is not lost; a rat we found drowned in the toilet has kindly offered to take its place”