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October Surprise
charles_jensen
Pivoting to Well I already have A LOT of questions Everyone in this movie did Shakespeare in the Park the summer before filming and it really changed their lives Statutory
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キーちゃん @ horn knee fairy of angsty soft fudge canon
darkmatinee
tw: angst, drugs, self-harming behavior, canon-typical violence, rough sexDabi has a high pain tolerance and the members of the LoV are impressed. He’s tough and can take a lot, they
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PENDRANNY SPEAKING ACADEMY
pendranny
HOW TO APPEAR CONFIDENT:We all get nervous in certain phases of our lives when dealing with others. It may be in an interview, conversing with a potential client or seeking
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Mbuyiseni Ndlozi
MbuyiseniNdlozi
Mr @CyrilRamaphosa: you are about to deliberately make the biggest murderous #Covid19 mistake by relaxing the #lockdown & opening the economy. Epidemiological evidence from this week alone says daily infection
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Joel / Roomie
roomieofficial
me: about to tweet something nice for Mother's Dayme: *sees "MILFs" is trending*me: *opens incognito window* Just kidding I'm in church guys relax And by church I mean not in
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Kevin Wilson
KevinWilson42
I know some folks are confused about why I'm so proud of a tiny little game like Gentle Rain when I've designed so many behemoths in the past, and let
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Nick Pearson
NickPearsonRuns
(1/3) I get it, I get it, I really do.Stay home, save lives, don't go out unless it's entirely necessary, particularly don't sunbathe or BBQ in the parks.But, this afternoon
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Paul
Kahuna_2010
To add insult to injuryA fucking cat ate all my gold and koi fish last night from the pond 11 months, no problem. Only took one night. Cleaned it out.
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Benjamin Button
Pray4Neno
I liked a tweet and shorty’s phone instantly vibrated next to me, banner and all. Listennn @Twitter Relax @Twitter
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🍂 salvia ☭ 🍁/ BLM + ACAB
salvthedog
ONE TWEET blows up and suddenly yall are entrepreneurs alright fellow #teens don’t you hate it when you’re doing your homework and it’s dark but you don’t wanna get up
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Squid 💙
squidzalabim
My manager texted me asking for my address cuz the boss wanted to send something over to me and I sure as hell know it's those dumb work productivity books
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Matt Walsh
MattWalshBlog
Fauci said that we can start to "relax" social distancing once there are "no new cases, no deaths." Is it just me or is that completely batshit insane? That would
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The Lemon Pepper Sunflower
ImaniOrWhatever
I’m so sick of ppl saying we can’t live in fear in regards to COVID. You don’t have to be afraid to have common sense. Please shut up trying to
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Savannah Levins
LevinsReports
Words/phrases you never want to hear after 2020: a thread.I'll start."New normal." Runner up: “social distancing” Alternatively the only “face mask” I want to hear about is the kind that’s
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guelila
gigalatta
i'm going to make a thread of calming vines to help my pals with panic/anxiety attacks it’s been so long since i added to this but lemme tell y’all
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dr janet goodall
janetifimust
Can we all just STOP worrying about students 'falling behind'? Who exactly are they going to fall behind?Yes - they will all be at different places than they would have
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