Words/phrases you never want to hear after 2020: a thread.

I& #39;ll start.

"New normal."
Runner up: “social distancing”
Alternatively the only “face mask” I want to hear about is the kind that’s clearing up my blemishes while I relax on my couch with a fat glass of wine. I will not be accepting counter arguments at this time.
Honorable mention: “flatten the curve”
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