me: about to tweet something nice for Mother& #39;s Day

me: *sees "MILFs" is trending*

me: *opens incognito window*
Just kidding I& #39;m in church guys relax
And by church I mean not in church because I& #39;m self isolating like a good mamas boy

God I keep digging this hole deeper
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