me: about to tweet something nice for Mother's Day
me: *sees "MILFs" is trending*
me: *opens incognito window*
me: *sees "MILFs" is trending*
me: *opens incognito window*
Just kidding I'm in church guys relax
And by church I mean not in church because I'm self isolating like a good mamas boy
God I keep digging this hole deeper
God I keep digging this hole deeper