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Well I already have A LOT of questions
Everyone in this movie did Shakespeare in the Park the summer before filming and it really changed their lives
Statutory rape jokes don’t age well
Oh he kinda died, I’m already rooting for the killer
I’m obsessed with Judy’s obsession with the girl who poses absolutely no threat to her mean girl supremacy
All the men just went skinny dipping, I love The Cinema
“Relax you can trust me” is only ever spoken by men you absolutely should not relax around nor trust and I hope he dies next
Ohhhhh so the real killer is toxic masculinity
A boy just told Angela he got whipped in tennis but he’s holding a badminton racquet, does every man lie in this film
The true terror comes from all these men with center parts
WAIT WHAT
If Judy isn’t the killer in this movie she’s definitely murdering before she’s in her 30s
The killing gutting Meg and then rinsing off the knife in the shower. Definitely a Virgo
Imagine how much good we could do if we just got Judy into therapy
She’s curling her hair before bed. It’s too late
EXCUSE ME SIR
It is a fact universally acknowledged that a man standing before an archery target is in want of an arrow to the throat
OH NO PLEASE DONT BE WEIRD GENDER DYSPHORIA STUFF
Oh noe
Wow what an....ending.
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