Dear Dad, I wanted to take this orcasion to thank you for teaching me to live with porpoise. You're dolphinately the best dad anyone could have. 1/5

The puns and dad jokes in this thread are no fluke. I've had a long time to mullet over whether to scale them back, but if there's anything you've taught me, it's to not take things too seariously. 2/5

Yes, these jokes are not the most sofishticated of tails, but they're a tuna pun to sei (whale), so by cod I’m putting my carp and sole into it, just for the halibut, just like you all waves say! 3/5

Thanks for your dedicocean to watching me grow from small fry to big fish in a small pond, for your guidance like the North Sea Star, for kelping me find my plaice in the world, and for always buoying my spirits when the seas of life got stormy. 4/5

And most swimportantly, thank you for always telling me to goby our true self. I shore hope I've made you proud. Best fishes for a fintastic Father's Day! If there's anything you ever need, just let minnow 5/5 (fin)