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HAPPY SHAKESPEARE& #39;S BIRTHDAY! Here at the VM, we love a good pun, but Will was the master of pussy puns. Today, we& #39;d like to be the cool English teacher sitting backwards on the chair, and present to you an annotated guide to some of the Bard& #39;s best sneaked-in vagina jokes...
every actor lives for the day where they can play the Dane and flat-out scream the word CUNT on stage
the original "see you next tuesday" pun
if Much Ado was made today, there& #39;s a strong case to be made for calling it A Great Big Hoo-ha About Hoo-Ha
we& #39;re not sure if there& #39;s a world record for how many rude jokes you can get into one paragraph, but this is a contender, and we pity poor Mistress Quickly& #39;s vag.
Hamlet again, because you have to remember Hamlet was a young guy, and therefore somewhat preoccupied, and also the play is pretty long and depressing so you need to cheer it up in places
and finally, a sad one. even in one of the most tragic dramatic climaxes in the history of theatre, Will manages to get a vagina pun in there
