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Psycho ( Christmas SZN ๐ฅถ Like Limit ) Lad ๐ช
GeraldJA3
Everytime someone like this tweet I will tell a fact about myself. 1.https://twitter.com/GeraldJA3/status/1311370368712491008?s=20 2. Jacked off with a Water bottle once. That drip be flowing on the H20 yessir. 3.
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Charlie Jane "VICTORIES GREATER THAN DEATH" Anders
charliejane
At last I watched the final episode of the 12 Monkeys TV show. Wow, what an amazing ride. This is one of my all-time favorite time-travel shows, up there with
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The Sting
TheSting17
A funny story.Myself and Mrs. Sting once went on holiday to Majorca and a friend of ours, who lived there, said 'You should go to Majorca Zoo it's great. But
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RichS
RichScotford
The crux of the NatSec law: In order for it totally subdue HK it will need to imprison a lot of people, not just a few like CCP lackeys are
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Alex ๐ถ๐ป ๐
ThatDarnDuck420
Another one of my favourites, the Red and White Giant Flying Squirrel. This is just a thread of my favourite animals now LOL. This is the Giant Cloud Rat. Not
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PMS LISTENER UNION
PmsUnion
Monday, 3/16, 12:30PM PST in the Cardi B Conference Room: @DonMartinAM570 walls in, shirt untucked. @mattmoneysmith, @Theoldp, and @timcates, sit nervously, thinking of their familiesโ futures.DM: Ok guys, I know
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Tamia Akiiki
KeitashaLinda
On Sat we had a bbq, a neighbor made attempts to make conversations with me. And it went like this; I like the african tribes, the way the africans spit
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Chemical Brother ๐
chemicalbrodar
Black Americans donโt give a shit about Africans. The sooner you understand, the better. Theyโre always so quick to call us monkeys, stupid, etc. I swear itโs very ironic if
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softwayout
Time to educate you fools on what a good movie is 1) The Usual Suspects 2) The Doors 3) Trainspotting 4) Reservoir Dogs 5) A Clockwork Orange 6) Natural Born
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kay
_kayacnh
you know what it means #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch First four!Monty, Dizzy, Violet, Midge (cutie but no) Timbra, Monty (again), Wendy (cute sheep), Paolo O'Hare, Rolf, Simon (sorry no monkeys allowed),
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miks [semi ia]
zhengtingspig
hxc: cause normally I actually have lots of whys, like sometimes I will ask myself 'why am i doing this thing', 'why am i here now', 'why do I wanna
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Christopher Liss
Chris_Liss
Nothing the ruling class fears more than regular people of uncommon ancestry making common cause. Which is why the networks - propaganda arms of different ruling class factions - constantly
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Tweety ๐ฆ
VibhuTweety
It is not our fault that you don't like Arnab and he is talking about Sushant's case....It is not our fault that you don't like Kangana and she is talking
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TM2
TravelMonk2
Last evening, @babymonk13 and I, celebrated beginning of Passover with our seder. #HappyPassover#ChagSameach #celebrationofliberation#PassoverTM2andMonkles Our seder plate! We improvised for the lamb shank bone. Glad the humans had some wine
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โก โช โณโโ
bamboosmoothie
โ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ ๐๐๐๐ โ okay so i had this idea. imma tweet my fave songs for each month of 2020, starting w/ january ofc โ january: (1/2)still learning
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nadia
spacezesz
doing this... iโm so bored iโve done like 50 of these challenges this week iโm losing it day 1a song by a leo you love: lavender lamborghini roll up in
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