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When you’re watching porn and someone calls your phone When you’re about to nut and the guy’s ass is covering the screen When you’re about to beat your meat and

Here’s a little contribution to WHY WE ARE PROTESTING!Please read and share this thread aggressively! #EndSWAT1. We don't want the same sars operative to be redeploy. We want a fresh

Guys, tomorrow is the nationwide protest so here’s a tip that might help in case they start shooting.- don’t try to outrun the bullet, it’s faster. Instead, lie flat and

I remember asking one babe out on a “food date”. I told her to wear something comfortable because we are going out to eat. Idk if she thought it was

Some of you are very bad influences and just keep leading people astray with your stupid words, views, standards and stunting. Please stop for once and genuinely think how it

Guy this life is too hard. It’s not easy to make it and it’s even harder to stay afloat. You’re battling challenges from different spectrums and most times personally, I

Black Americans don’t give a shit about Africans. The sooner you understand, the better. They’re always so quick to call us monkeys, stupid, etc. I swear it’s very ironic if

I just want to let you guys know that the secret formula of the Krabby Patty is weed, sea weed. Let me explain:1. Mr Krabs only allows Spongebob in the

I’m 100% convinced black people have the best genetic compositions.We are the smartest, the healthiest and the fittest. That is the reason why there are movements to always bring us

The most toxic babes be having “ “ in their display names Or “ “ or “”The kind of girls that’ll leave you on read for a

This bread probably wears long socks to school and tell other students “my mummy said I shouldn’t share pencil with anyone”.https://twitter.com/gonetillmay/status/1253300714090217472 Sis made Ah-gay-gay bread The bread probably has

It’s always funny when Twitter NG drags a celebrity and instead of fixing up, they say “use the energy to drag your government”.If we didn’t drag that senator for beating