Today I need: words from NI which are not swears but which denote & #39;d*ckhead& #39; as strongly as possible. & #39;Eejit& #39; is a bit too light. I& #39;m thinking more like & #39;glipe& #39;. Anything which isn& #39;t a swear (and obv I& #39;m not interested in racist terms or anything else that targets minorities).

Someone needs to write a swearword scale with & #39;definitely sweary& #39; at one end and & #39;not even a swear, wise up& #39; at the other. Thanks for all the suggestions- excellent choices!

OK I have enough non-sweary insults now. Thank you all very much! Some of you are real sickos. Glad to know you.

Don& #39;t think I& #39;ve ever had as many replies to a tweet and I& #39;ve laughed my leg off, thank you!