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Lauren Hough
laurenthehough
We should be able to fine people who give advice though. It should cost $100 to explain a joke tweet. $500 to drop any version of “hang in there buddy”
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Putanumonit Jacob
yashkaf
Comedians know that when you hear a good joke you usually laugh, but when you hear a *perfect* joke you sometimes just sit in stunned silence for a couple of
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βιnt αβdúllαh
__BintAbdullah
I want to say something but many of you are going to disagree Why do we say things like "cancel her if she..." & "talaq right there if she
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Tamás Görbe
TamasGorbe
This is an integer UNBELIEVABLE! proof's for rial wait, what's that speck beside the root symbol? no one has noted that “proof's rial” is an anagram for “april foo's”(i
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Sonja ⁷ IS PROBABLY NSFR
ddaeng_2001
Okay, because some of the people who took part in the P4P4M4PLE thing don’t seem to realize why it was insensitive, let me quickly explain: by saying it’s a joke
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karlieklossmilf
Okay so like I feel like this has been blown way out of proportion. I honestly don’t really care what any of you think of me so I’m dropping my
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Seth Arsonpog
arsonpog
got blocked for this tweet, unpoghttps://twitter.com/arsonpog/status/1252464191593607168 they deleted the original tweet but it was basicallypeople without rights:whitehetcispeople with rightlgbtand like wow. just wow like i get its a joke but
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semi-confident browns fan Sam Klein 🥄🥯🍏🐛
sammyclaws12
Last thing I’ll comment: my family and 11 million+ others did not perish at Auschwitz, at Buchenwald, at Dachau, at Bergen-Belsen, at Kauen, at Krakow, at Sachsenhausen, and countless other
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Senator Crowns (TTP)
ThreeNewCrowns
Why we should stop this 'Law Grad' Joke. A THREAD: 1. It’s a really really bad joke guys,seriously. Most jokes start fresh and then gradually lose steam to finally become
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Tony Posnanski
tonyposnanski
Okay fine. Tara, who got mad that I put I was an MMA fighter in my profile one day, claims she is wealthy, has a direct link to her Cashapp
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Lo! What a queer monstrosity 🧟(they/them)
igelkottenskamp
I’ve seen quite a few jokes about how twitter apparently assigns you a gender (based on your “interests”), and I just wanna talk a bit about joking about gender/gender identity.
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I ᴮᴱ the Spicy Version 💜🌮💦⁷
IfItPleasuresMe
Anyone else waiting for the BTS wireless internal/external vibrator that syncs just like an ARMY Bomb and that BTS can control themselves by logging in to an app OR by
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alexis ❣︎ is 😴
lexiawastaken
those coming from dtiktok welcome, please understand though it’s a bit different here compared to the platform you were on before1. a lot of people here have triggers please use
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Aahmed Hussain
_aahmed7
This might become a thread so here goes, The problem with most and nearly all those people in Kashmir and those based outside Kashmir who organise events and shows in
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Jess 🏳️🌈🦊
BrighterNow13
I personally don’t care if you meant it as a “joke.” If we learned something this year from Taylor herself, it’s that during the 1989 era, that amount of being
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That One Guy
JoDrRe
I’m a little peeved at people online right now (toxic Hypixel Minecraft player) but on a lighter note I really wanted to reply something like ‘13” deep in your mom!’
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