Anyone else waiting for the BTS wireless internal/external vibrator that syncs just like an ARMY Bomb and that BTS can control themselves by logging in to an app OR by syncing to their choreo?

Okay... just me?

If not .... BHE GIVE US WHAT WE REALLY WANT. https://twitter.com/IfItPleasuresMe/status/1319650593632358402

Omg it's amazing to see how many people are offended by this as if BTS isn't a group of 7 adult men, that sexuality is a natural thing, AND THAT I WAS MAKING A HYPERBOLIC JOKE ABOUT ALL THE RANDOM MERCH THEY HAVE BEEN OFFERING.

Did y'all even see my joke about a BTS Litter Box?

y'all are clowning yourselves.

The most popular reply/QRT had to do with my age.
There's a SERIOUS lack of education out there. Men reach their sexual peak in their 20s. Women reach their sexual peak in their 30s/40s.

It's not that crazy to think that men in their mid-to-late 20s might want an older woman.

I also love that so many people put a TW/CW on it -- NSFW. (1) People who are worried about what their employer might see on twitter shouldn't be on twitter during work and (2) THEY WERE WORDS. Not pictures. LE GASP SCANDALIZED.