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gIamrckfreddy
Earlier today I made a tweet which comprised of a photo of my sleeve of crackers, where one was slightly darker than the others, captioned "Am I allowed to make
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mark kastner
mkstnr
Really, really bad news. No, I don't "hope this isn't true."What I hope for is the truth to be exposed and for the Club to explain themselves. I hope the
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Ana G
MotorsportsAna
So the Carlos Sainz Jr thing is starting to pop up. I want to leave my opinion stated about this subject. I don't believe he is a fascist and I
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flo
FloDestoyer
Kenny in hospital no symptoms gets a test and a stay in hospital I had underlying health issues, horrific symptoms for 2 weeks no test no docs just told take
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Angela²⁰
feralboysstream
Okay making a thread on "educate, not cancel" and Technoblade because some of you don't realize that we're genuinely trying to inform people whether or not something is offensive to
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Louise Mensch, M.A.
LouiseMensch
So @JoeBiden made a gaffe about being black. It happens, he is well-meaning. Trump makes hundreds worse every day. It's news because @JoeBiden does it so seldom. Here is the
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Kate Willett
katewillett
I think I’m gonna delete my joke bc I have a lot of things I want to communicate over the next couple months and the joke already existed and I
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Rob Heiret
Rheiret
During the localization of #AnimalCrossingNewHorizions, we joked repeatedly that we were building the next 5-10 years' worth of memes. We knew the game would be big, but we obviously couldn't
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AIex🍋
ftblAIex
The island of Tokelau has a population of approximately 1500 people. I have approximately 1850 followers. I say we invade. Okay I’ll split it into four groups of around 450
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Marcy #streambarbara
marcymartel
i don't know what to do.. i don't know how to feel.. i dont know what to say.. this is just too overwhelming .. but i know one thing. i
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Sofia ✰
straydoghunter
now i’m imagining each bsd character stumbling upon a deathnote and here’s how i think it would go: dazai: *immediately writes his own name no questions asked* kunikida: *thinks it’s
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MERMAR DAY
h3echuu
hey oomfs! i keep seeing dream on my tl and this is just a reminder that he is - abelist- used the r slur and tried to make an excuse
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Shane Bacon
shanebacon
This is a thread about amazing golf outfits over the years ... add to it as it grows. Here is Chi Chi in 1993 ... Michelle McGann also in '93
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🌵Merrick (Anarcho-Bimboism)🌵
merrickdeville
The four horsewomen, here to usher in a sexy revolution We have all failed no simp September, and we are all better for it. That’s: me, @AshBCoffin, @sleepisocialist and
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Malarkey Free Zone
frostfireee
I see this a lot. The point of this thread will be to detail why this argument doesn't use sound logic and explain why these two statements are different. As
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Trip Gabriel
tripgabriel
Besides excluding COVID-19 patients, the Comfort bars patients with nearly 50 other conditions. It has only 3 patients on board. ‘It’s a joke,’ says the head of NY’s largest hospital
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