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Dila 'Savage' Bilgin (Kj Bilgin) 👰🏾
Selinslollipop
I don't know how I'm feeling about #ramo. I do enjoy the show for the most part, the production quality has gone up even if i don't like all the
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TweetsByBilal
Was in the barbers today and my guy must have been around early 20s and he had a child with him who he was showing how to do a fade
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MacroMike
current_mike
People read my tweets & neglect the value, intent or integrity. They do NOT engage. That’s an easy way out.Then I look at others’ tweets & comments. I don’t want
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Radley Balko
radleybalko
Thread: I'm deleting these tweets in favor of this thread, with more explanation. I've now heard from public defenders in two offices who say they've been told they'll be furloughed,
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witzmemes
witzmemes
I love the way Shihyun talks. His speech is so particular and pronunciation is clean. There’s something about the way he enunciates that makes him sound confident and intelligent. Also
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emma
snarddog
Hi if you thought Dave Chappelle’s AIDS joke on SNL was funny last night, or even if it blew over your head, please take a minute to do some research
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Neurotypicality Research Inc
SNeurotypicals
Reasons Your Neurodivergent Person Needs You to Repeat What You Just Said- you carelessly set up a math problem but didn't solve it so now I have to- you startled
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ULOMA
ulxma
A few weeks ago I had to put out emergency calls to some of my doctor friends and @Dismal_Bismal over a family friend who suffers body dysmorphia and was no
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CJ McKinney
mckinneytweets
On 24 May 2018, a newly qualified solicitor called Claire Matthews was on the train home from the office with a briefcase containing confidential documents. She accidentally left the case
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MrLewisVuitton
In college when I was on EMA I asked a babe out. Told her come we go Nando’s, she wanted to go cinema aswell but agreed to pay for that.
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kelly andrew 🍂
KayAyDrew
Toddler at 5am: Mama wake up, read me a story Me: I’m too sleepy to look at wordsT: tell me story from your head Me: *sigh*Me: It BegAN with the
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Will Scouch
Scouching
Sometimes in hockey, you don't ask and are punched in the face.Sometimes when you're privileged, and suggest continuing to prop up obscene corruption, fear, and hatred at the highest level
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Teddy
itsmeheythere
Being nonchalantly suicidal my entire life is so funny to me because like I always want to die but don’t plan to act on it but like if I suffer
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Charles Soule
CharlesSoule
Allow me to introduce myself, a very experienced Star Wars person who just now, this second, realized Rey’s name suggests she is a ray......of light. BB-8 is round like a
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😷Ratchet Nurse #frontlinER😷
RatchetNurse1
I found out from my sister today that my step-nephew was tested for COVID-19 and received the antibody test. Good news. He tested negative for the COVID, but tested positive
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˗ˏˋ 𝒋𝒂𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒎𝒚𝒆𝒐𝒏⁸ ˎˊ˗ 🍳
SEOBINCHANG
things you shouldn't say to an INTROVERT,a useful thread; "Why are you so quiet?"- We already know we're quiet we've heard it all our lives. some even replaces the word
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