Allow me to introduce myself, a very experienced Star Wars person who just now, this second, realized Rey’s name suggests she is a ray...

...of light.

BB-8 is round like a bb. And a baby, aka a bibi. And beach ball starts with two Bs.

Obi-Wan is a kimono sash

Han SOLO had no family

Ben SOLO felt very alone

Greedo was greedy

Count Dooku was...

...

...I’m not doing that one

(A real poo-poo head)

(Well)

(Until he wasn’t)