Toddler at 5am: Mama wake up, read me a story

Me: I’m too sleepy to look at words

T: tell me story from your head

Me: *sigh*

Me: It BegAN with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the elves: immortal, wise, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords-

Me: the ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the misty mountains. And *there*, it consUMED him.

Husband, from under his pillow: ᵐʸ ᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵒᵘˢˢˢˢ

Toddler: Daddy, be quiet, Mama is talking!

It should be noted that my husband has seen LOTR only once ever in his life, and then only the first two movies, so I am pleased with his knowledge.