In college when I was on EMA I asked a babe out. Told her come we go Nando’s, she wanted to go cinema aswell but agreed to pay for that. We get to the cinema and I’m having a 3 way staring contest with her and the cashier when it’s time to pay... https://twitter.com/korrinesky/status/1277663459455483910">https://twitter.com/korrinesk...

My pride and ego had been put on the spot so I reluctantly pulled out my card. This b***h asked for snacks and drinks. Bare in mind this was before the days of mobile banking I knew I only had enough on my card for a Nando’s meal. My head was HOT. Is my card about to decline.. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">

That day I turned into a religious man. I asked Jesus, Allah and even the dancing elephant and ancestors to approve that transaction. I’m looking at the pin pad connecting. Then I look at her

The transaction went through. My ego couldn’t allow this b***h to go back to her group chat and slander me about being a broke n*gga. I pulled her aside to cuss her for putting me on the spot. She “apologise” saying she thought I was gonna pay even though we had a discussion ..

I couldn’t even the film. Everything she did was irritating me, from chewing the popcorn to slurping the drink. I was watching my money be drank and eaten away. I didn’t even talk to her through the film. After she asks if we are still going Nando’s. I’m still hungry

So we go and sit down. Luckily I still had some change in my pockets. Went to the till and made my order and ONLY my order and made sure it was to go. We are sat down and and just on our phones my order is called up and I pick it up and go. She looks puzzled..

“Where’s my food?” ......brethren am I a dickhead ? I wanted to throw my drumstick at her head. I just left. Waiting at the bus stop with cold chicken and vexed. I knew anger that day..