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I thread of dad jokes that are thigh slapping hilarious
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
Boil the hell out of it
SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*
DAD: You know, one would have been enough.
DAD: You know, one would have been enough.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
Igloos it together
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
A satisfactory
A satisfactory
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands
He Neverlands
A cheese factory exploded in France.
Da Brie is everywhere!
Da Brie is everywhere!
My fired says to me, “what rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.
A can’t opener.
What do you call a caveman’s fart?
A blast from the past
A blast from the past
What did the walnut say to the cashew?
“I walnut let you down”
“I walnut let you down”
