I'm thinking about the law professors and elite legal minds who are planning to vouch for Amy Coney Barrett "fitness" because they sat next to her at a cocktail party and she didn't fart or try to stab them in the neck, and I want to tell them DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT YOU COWARDS

THIS IS A GODDAMN UPHEAVAL OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS FOR MILLIONS OF AMERICANS AND NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF YOU EXCHANGED PLEASENTRIES ON A PANEL ONCE OR SAT IN AN OFFICE NEXT TO HER WITHOUT HER TRYING TO COMMANDEER YOUR PERSONAL WOMB.

Do you think a woman should be reduced to the status of a legal incubator with mouthparts for nine months OR NOT?

IF YOU THINK WOMEN'S RIGHT SHOULD EXIST, MAYBE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW SHE ONCE SENT YOU A NICE TEXT WITHIN TWO DAYS OF THE BIRTH OF YOUR CHILD!