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Swank Sinatra
SwankierSinatra
Some friends invited me over for dinner last week and her husband pulled two mini pitchforks out of the china cabinet. So you know this didn’t end with me dying
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seulbabes
I have been thinking about my diet in the context of what americans eat vs. what ppl in other countries eat for dinner, and i feel like eating dinner in
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Michelle Mastracola
MMastracola
Frankly, I am shocked at the number of people blaming me for catching a Covid from a family member who came to my home for dinner. A person who had
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Dr. Jacquelyn Gill
JacquelynGill
There’s a famous story of a dinner at @ExplorersClub in 1951 where attendees were served mammoth. Researchers at Yale tested, and it turned out to be sea turtle. Would you
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La Flama Blanca
SlimChaby
Tonight is Phish’s 3rd Dinner and a Movie Tuesday night, have you ever seen the band perform Dinner and a Movie? PS - I have not.
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Amber Sparks
ambernoelle
Also people who are like “how can I possibly miss a single Thanksgiving dinner” try being a retail worker and spending your entire career not having Thanksgiving dinner because your
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Meg Conley
_megconley
Re: Mormons talking about how awful it’d be to run into [insert publicly awful Mormon here] at church. I hear you, but also that’s kind of the whole deal. Church
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Chris Amick
ChrisAmick
It’s 115 degrees and my AC broke two hours ago. Nobody can service it today cause it’s Sunday but Luckily tomorrow they can come out oh wait it’s Labor Day
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Ben Meer
SystemSunday
If you want to be a power couple, steal this monthly relationship meeting: Brad Feld is a multi-millionaire and venture capitalist at Foundry Group.On the Tim Ferriss Podcast (Episode #448),
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thwisha a
thwisha17
Making @Taran_An dinner Dinner’s ready come down @Taran_An Dinner’s over he ate it all not surprised
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Monte Bovill
MonteBovill
#BREAKING: “We had a cluster of 49 cases in a hospital in Tasmania ... most of them went to an illegal party of medical workers, we think” - Chief Medical
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John Scalzi
scalzi
I have been reliably informed that tonight's dinner shall be tater tots. Everyone who had "tater tots" in the "Fuck it, it's quarantine" dinner pool, come collect your winnings. Update:
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the fem reaper
BasicBitching
Which one of these family members y'all seeing today? The judge mental hating ass great auntie. Not over the fact she doesn’t get to host thanksgiving since that time people
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HallOwen 🎃
OwenVincent22
- plus to add - to those care leavers like myself- Living own on, got bills to pay, etc might not have enough for food... Christmas dinner, stuff to cook!-
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Bourn, Jasen Roey ¦ 0aa0pcpc011001 #:40980980 OEY
JasenRoey
how to explain 'just'?group of 7 people. each person spent something or nothing for group dinner. just is only then if each member paid exact same amount for dinner. using
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Terrible T. Caires (they/them) @ 🏡
TheOneTAR
This would be our 5th year SPIEL, and we would be well into our annual traditions by now. We'd be getting a late dinner at Vapiano, sitting just the two
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