Which one of these family members y'all seeing today?
The judge mental hating ass great auntie. Not over the fact she doesn’t get to host thanksgiving since that time people got food poisoning
Great Auntie that made all the desserts. Also the one that tells your mom to hush and let you have more cake. Hating ass auntie is jealous
Great Uncle Pimp Daddy. He gets driven to dinner and lint rolls before he comes in. He was told to stop bringing his hoes with him to dinner
Your discreet uncle. He works for Delta. He doesn’t say much at dinner. Aunties ask him when he’s gonna settle down. Leaves early to go hoe.
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