Also people who are like “how can I possibly miss a single Thanksgiving dinner” try being a retail worker and spending your entire career not having Thanksgiving dinner because your company needed to open its doors on Black Friday eve

And then you have to get your ass up at 3am to be at work at 5am to sell crap to a bunch of jerks who find it fun to get 20% off a Christmas teddy bear they would never even normally look at twice and will scream at you when you run out of them because they saw it in the ad