some french names are just so stupid omg i hate it

first of all: Océane like what the fuck is wrong with people
MY PARENTS GOT THE IDEA FROM A SALAD!!!!!!! A TUNA SALAD!!!!!!!

second: Pierre,,,, PIERRE????? A ROCK?????

any compound names: marie-christine? jean-pierre? PIERRE-ANTOINE????

gwendoline ? it’s just not pretty

Yves ? rhymes with « endive »

*censured name because it’s the name of a friend*

anthony
it’s my brother in law’s name and i don’t like him

maeva because it’s my sister and she’s an ugly woman

french people named after american/english names: kevin, jason, jessica, james,,,,,, ELECTRIC CHAIR

louis is so boring and plain AND SO UNORIGINAL ????? louis??? LIKE THE KINGS

guillaume
just repeat it several times and it’ll just start to make no sense

sandrine

christophe???? ????? ????? (désolée tonton)

JEAN,,,,, SO BORING!!!!!!!!!

omg brigitte??? rhymes with « bite »(dick)