lmao CK3 is not remotely fucking around (but my wife and son are)
note that because Konstantinos is Lustful, a family threesome will actually *decrease* his stress. anyway guess which option I picked
I really don't think telling everyone about this is the play here, buddy
tell me more about how you convinced yourself you did nothing wrong here, Eudokia

(also, ignoring the tooltip which is a whole other UI issue, please note that a) this guy is still at war while this all is going down; b) the son this guy had sex with is also his heir)
apologies for the crop but this is an event being like "the Ecumenical Patriarch is a SINNER!!! he...EATS TOO MUCH!!!"
Konstantinos: đŸ˜¶
fair play on this blackmail, I'm going to accept it, but I love that "I have evidence you and the kid's mom had a threesome with your son and heir" is only a Weak blackmail hook. like buddy wtf would a strong one be then
I'm now educating my son's kid to get my grandson away from the Incest Court but in fairness he is just moving to a different Incest Court
"in Christ's embrace" [citation needed]
suggesting that he name his newborn son after the father who he had sex with? ABSOLUTELY not. gtfo
SORRY???????? THIS is your move, Innokentios?????????
like, right call on "incestuous relationship", wrong target, which tells me this guy's just swinging his dick in the dark
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