I present to you: social media as fuckbois, a thread:
Instagram:
- super attractive
- has the hookup to tons of janky weight loss products
- GAINZ!!!
- randomly mad at you and won’t tell you why
- super attractive
- has the hookup to tons of janky weight loss products
- GAINZ!!!
- randomly mad at you and won’t tell you why
Facebook:
- good at everything
- older, lies about it
- goes through your shit while you’re in the shower
- has pictures of EVERYTHING
- good at everything
- older, lies about it
- goes through your shit while you’re in the shower
- has pictures of EVERYTHING
Twitter:
- clever
- good at small talk
- knows tons of good jokes, none of them are his
- name drops famous people
- clever
- good at small talk
- knows tons of good jokes, none of them are his
- name drops famous people
Snapchat:
- always something new
- late night declarations of love
- unsolicited dick pics
- short attention span
- always something new
- late night declarations of love
- unsolicited dick pics
- short attention span
Tumblr:
- bad poetry
- tells stories that probably didn’t happen
- artistic and accepting
- cries over fan fiction
- bad poetry
- tells stories that probably didn’t happen
- artistic and accepting
- cries over fan fiction
YouTube:
- entertaining
- extrovert
- always borrowing money
- acts famous even though no one knows who he is
- entertaining
- extrovert
- always borrowing money
- acts famous even though no one knows who he is
Google +:
- good ideas, no one listens
- high substance, low style
- doesn’t even go here
- dropped out, mysteriously disappeared
- good ideas, no one listens
- high substance, low style
- doesn’t even go here
- dropped out, mysteriously disappeared
Tik Tok:
- knows the words to all your favorite songs
- very creative
- won’t stop looking in the mirror
- does dumb shit for attention
- knows the words to all your favorite songs
- very creative
- won’t stop looking in the mirror
- does dumb shit for attention